BEE BEHAVIOR

 

 

 

 

 

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University of Missouri Entomologist, Frank James was observing bee behavior in the Mark Twain National Forest when he documented some unusual activity. Upon entering a particular flower, pictured above, several other insect species would arrive, a dance ensued and all insects would disappear.

This behavior, with different actors, continued for many hours and culminated in hundreds of insects roosting in a single tree, then taking off in the general direction of the Missouri Botanical Gardens, which is not far from Lindbergh Blvd. and the World Headquarters of Monsanto.

Slightly concerned, James texted his brother-in-law Dr. Micheal K. Stern, to inform him of the odd insect behavior.

 

WHAT IT IS NOT

The transatlantic flight from London to Halifax was uneventful and that was good enough for Sapphire. There seemed to be a delay in the disembarking procedures, so she sat patiently in her seat, gazing out the window.

Wood crates were being unloaded from the cargo bay, ‘RUSH TO QUARANTINE’ written in bold letters on all sides of the boxes. As Sapphire watched, a forklift pierced the side of one of the crates, and hordes of bees and flowers fell on to the tarmac.

Bedlam ensued, but it was painfully obvious that many of these critters were not going to be quarantined, but instead were now flying amok in the general population.

BEAVER TALES

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This is why I call my sister the Queen of the Coincidence. Sapphire thought her eyes were playing tricks on  her, but it was indeed the Governor of Pennsylvania pacing back and forth on the dock along the shores of Lake Temagami. He was talking it up to local pilot, Samantha Gallant about getting the Beaver aircraft aloft and start looking for members of his fishing party that were lost somewhere in the bush.

Samantha was trying to impress on the Governor the need for an experienced spotter when Sapphire rushed to the dock, pulled out her high-powered binoculars and volunteered to help out. The Governor said they were looking for two US senators and the mayor of Beaver Falls.

The deHavilland Beaver, considered the backbone of the Canadian Forest Industry and perhaps the safest small aircraft ever made, stalled out at a couple hundred feet. Sapphire took this photo as the plane attempted a forced landing on Lake Temagami.

 

WHAT IT IS NOT

I told Cricket that six weeks of therapy was no where enough sessions to fix his fear of heights, but my brother insisted he could handle it. At exactly 9 am Cricket started his accent of the Temagami Fire Tower.

It was a painful two hours watching what others would accomplish in fifteen minutes, but finally he made it to the top. Once there, his acrophobia kicked into high gear and there was no getting him back down.

Emergency Services had two real emergencies to deal with, so it was eight hours before they arrived on scene and escorted Cricket painstakingly down to solid earth. He did manage to take this photo before the long descent began.

 

THE PLANT

 

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The deputy-premier of the small Caribbean island Nevis, was widely ridiculed in parliament for his explanation of why this small country did so well in the first Canine Olympics held in Salt Lake City, Utah.

The deputy-premier claims he witnessed an Unidentified Flying Object take off in the early morning hours and when he went to investigate the phenomenon a circular pattern in the soil containing the above pictured plants is all that remained.

He further explained that the island’s dogs ravenously ate the flowers and became ‘superdogs’, thus allowing them to take home 21 gold, 15 silver and 12 bronze medals.

 

WHAT IT IS NOT

After several strange instances involving confrontations between citizens and the insect world, a joint task force between the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and  the Federal Bureau of Investigation have been formed.

Although officials from both agencies believe there is no grounds for concern, the task force has discovered what they suggest is an insect ‘flag’ of some kind. This banner depicts a flower that the world’s leading botanist have not been able to identify. Additionally, the word ENTOMOLOGY is displayed along the bottom of the flag.

THE TURKEY VULTURE

Can a turkey soar?

 

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Turkey Vulture Soaring

 WHAT IT IS

 

The National Bird and Mammal Institute in Ottawa, Ontario recently loaned the Ontario Ministry of Natural Resources and Forestry a trained turkey vulture for help in the sighting of forest fires.

The excellent eyesight of this bird makes it especially useful for night observations. The pictured turkey vulture is responsible for detecting two forest fires and one cabin fire in its first week of service.

Unfortunately the cabin fire destroyed the structure, but the two individuals occupying the cabin made it to safety.  Sapphire took this photo of the bird as it flew overhead.

 

WHAT IT IS NOT

Every year the World Champion Kite Flying Contest is held near Louisbourg, Nova Scotia, Canada. This year, however, contestants from Ontario and Quebec threatened to boycott the event due to inconsistencies in the judging of the event.

Complaints have skyrocket in recent years, with kite flying clubs complaining that the aerial component of the events were not consistently judged.

To address these concerns,  the Board of Governors of the World Championship event has hired a trained turkey vulture to fly among the kites and render final judgements.

Ellie’s story continues

October 2017 Entry

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We had spent a busy day in the city.  The monthly groceries, the medical appointments, the prescription pick-up at the drug store finally completed, Cricket and I were heading to our peaceful country home in Wanapitei.  Just before we got on our way, Cricket suggested we drop into the Sally Ann store…again…just in case.

To our surprise the store was buzzing with young men.  One of them pulled a stuffed giraffe loose from a box, and dangling it by the left leg, asked the cashier, “Hey lady, how much for this thing?”

Cricket noted the school colours and the school insignia on his jacket and whispered.  “Frat boys.”

“All the stuffed toys are one dollar,” the cashier responded.

“Hey, guys, these things are dirt cheap.  They’ll make great targets for paintball.”

Cricket eyed up the frat boys as they went through the store talking loudly and riffling through the boxes with reckless speed, throwing things around and wrecking carefully planned displays.  The cashier watched them from the corner of her eye.

I needed bedtime reading so I began looking through the books lined up on a shelf.  I pushed aside an outdated set of encyclopaedias to get at some novels.  One of the hard cover books fell on the floor with a loud thud, and as I bent to pick it up, I spotted her in a large blue plastic tote stuffed in among some things that might be useful to someone, but not to me.

“It’s Ellie,” I gasped, catching Cricket’s attention.  We hurriedly dug the teddy bear out from among the other items in the tote.  I hugged her.  I took her to the counter and put her gently on the counter.  I started rummaging through my purse for a dollar, and then I heard coins rolling on the counter.

“Hey guys I’ve got one here.  That’s it, let’s go.”

“I was buying her,” I said.

He shrugged.  “I got to it first, lady.  You snooze, you lose.”  He headed for the door and his waiting friends.  They began piling into a rusty sedan.

My brother Cricket is not the most athletic person but before I knew it he was heading off the frat boy, and just before the young man reached the car, he tackled him.  In the scuffle that ensued I was able to wrestle Ellie from her kidnapper.  Some of his friends came out of the car.  As he started cursing at us, I threw him some coins, double what he’d paid.  This seemed to pacify him, and he told his buddies to get going.

We drove to Wanapitei with Ellie on the seat between us.

 

THE CANINE UNIT

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WHAT IT IS

 

On a warm September afternoon Cricket and I found ourselves travelling along Commercial street heading toward the TD Garden to take in an exhibition game between the Boston Bruins and the Montreal Canadians.

 

As we drove along, a speeding silver mustang convertible, blue and red lights flashing, raced behind then beyond us. Cricket instinctively floored it and we followed the mustang for several blocks until it came to an abrupt stop along with several other police vehicles.

 

It seems a drug bust involving a new, elite canine unit and regular Boston police officers was about to take place. Sapphire took this photo of the head of this canine unit as he was relaxing in his mustang after a successful raid.

 

WHAT IT IS NOT

 

CEO Hugh Grant of Monsanto has issued a directive to all senior executives that they must travel in company SUV’s and be guarded at all times by company security officials.

 

Particularly singled out was Vice President Dr. Micheal K. Stein whose chauffeured silver mustang convertible has been often seen racing around St. Louis, Missouri.

 

Pictured here is the now laid-off chauffeur Gus. Fortunately for Gus, he has recently secured employment in Oslo, Norway herding up a group of chipmunks for a national bank in that city.

 

 

THE RAIDS

                                                    

 

 

 

 

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The Federal Bureau of Investigation released this photo at a news conference held on the outskirts of Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania. According to local agents, a raid was conducted in an effort to round up some wanted ringleaders of an international insect syndicate.

 

Although the raid did not produce any arrests, a wasp, a bee and a dragonfly were seen fleeing the scene. The only item of significance found was a manifesto outlining the group’s intentions and a list of companies tied to the genetically modified seed industry.

WHAT IT IS NOT

 

Hidden among the bushes and trees are six security guards employed by the Handelsbanken in Oslo, Norway. The guards have been instructed to detain the three remaining chipmunks that the bank used in a failed customer relations project.

 

These munks were once used in an effort to help customers of the bank count their cash at the bank’s ATMs, but the project was shelved for a variety of reasons. Most of the munks have been shipped back to Canada, but the three remaining ones seem determined to continue to help their customers.